Titter titter, Hee hee said the fly to the bee!

Once upon a time sat a fly and a bee, atop what can only be described as a bosnian kettle (and you all know what they can look like in a constituency!!)... anyways, there they both were discussing the true meaning of the word piddle when all of a sudden the fly had an epiphany....
'I,ve just had an epiphany!' the fly exclaimed out loud. 'well well well' said the bee 'i'm not sure how to deal with this situation, i mean after all i'm just a bee, i'm lucky if i can use a non-transcendial verb in the correct pretence, whatever shall we do about this?'. 'we shall travel to the all knowing gnat on the other side of the pond to find out what an epiphany is and what we can do with it!!' said the fly.
Finally they arrive at the other side of the pond after flying for what seemed like a bit more than when they flew from the tree at the bottom of the hill to the moo cow and back again!
'We're here to ask of your wisdom' said the fly and the bee to the gnat in unison. 'what does unison mean?' asked the gnat. 'i don't know why do you ask?' asked the bee in reply, 'oh i just need to know for my homework, i'm doing a case study on the history of nylon string dont worry about it'.
'i've had an epiphany and i dont know what it is or what i can do with it!?' said the fly to the gnat.
'you silly sausage' said the gnat 'you haven't had an epiphany, thats just the way your trousers rack up! now get out of here before the daddy long legs gets here and starts tickling everyone!'
'titter titter, hee hee' said the fly to the bee 'i can't believe how silly i be!'.

I think we can all take something from that story.....

crossroads dear watson...... crossroads