Here today on your very own favourite time waster browsing page i have compiled a general package of downright awesome facts and trivia for your musings...............
FACT: It just so happens that there is no dark side of the moon..... it is in fact all dark! Hmnyah!
FACT: Petrol is aptly named after the fact that when it was first invented it was actually used as a flea repellent on domestic animals such as cats and dogs. You see they used to roll their pets in the stuff! This soon came to an end after many millions of houses across the world burnt down due to accidental fires. Back then of course it was thought of as good practice to let your pets play with matches and well.......
FACT: Contrary to popular belief, trees and plants are not legally entitled to absorb CO2 from the atmosphere (see common law SY453.B in the manual.... don't just take my word for it!) thus making them carbon dioxide thieves! Other species (ourselves included) turn a blind eye to this due to their excellent bribing techniques coupled with the fact that they own the majority (39/48th's) of the worlds stash of oxygen.
FACT: I know what i'm talking about.
FACT: kelloggs cornflakes are God's corn flakes from his feet (He scrapes them regularly).
FACT: Nobody actually invented the deckchair. It was discovered living in the wild back in the 1860's.
Is that enough factual knowledge to get you through the week? I think it is!
And, if anyone challenges you on these FACTS when you pass them on, remember that its not up to you to prove these facts, its up to them to prove you wrong..... the bastards!
'I'll see you at the crossroads' is actually an anagram of 'see ya later alligator'
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