I just love John Trivia.... you know, the one from Dirty Dancing?

Here today on your very own favourite time waster browsing page i have compiled a general package of downright awesome facts and trivia for your musings...............

FACT: It just so happens that there is no dark side of the moon..... it is in fact all dark! Hmnyah!

FACT: Petrol is aptly named after the fact that when it was first invented it was actually used as a flea repellent on domestic animals such as cats and dogs. You see they used to roll their pets in the stuff! This soon came to an end after many millions of houses across the world burnt down due to accidental fires. Back then of course it was thought of as good practice to let your pets play with matches and well.......

FACT: Contrary to popular belief, trees and plants are not legally entitled to absorb CO2 from the atmosphere (see common law SY453.B in the manual.... don't just take my word for it!) thus making them carbon dioxide thieves! Other species (ourselves included) turn a blind eye to this due to their excellent bribing techniques coupled with the fact that they own the majority (39/48th's) of the worlds stash of oxygen.

FACT: I know what i'm talking about.

FACT: kelloggs cornflakes are God's corn flakes from his feet (He scrapes them regularly).

FACT: Nobody actually invented the deckchair. It was discovered living in the wild back in the 1860's.

Is that enough factual knowledge to get you through the week? I think it is!
And, if anyone challenges you on these FACTS when you pass them on, remember that its not up to you to prove these facts, its up to them to prove you wrong..... the bastards!


'I'll see you at the crossroads' is actually an anagram of 'see ya later alligator'

Titter titter, Hee hee said the fly to the bee!

Once upon a time sat a fly and a bee, atop what can only be described as a bosnian kettle (and you all know what they can look like in a constituency!!)... anyways, there they both were discussing the true meaning of the word piddle when all of a sudden the fly had an epiphany....
'I,ve just had an epiphany!' the fly exclaimed out loud. 'well well well' said the bee 'i'm not sure how to deal with this situation, i mean after all i'm just a bee, i'm lucky if i can use a non-transcendial verb in the correct pretence, whatever shall we do about this?'. 'we shall travel to the all knowing gnat on the other side of the pond to find out what an epiphany is and what we can do with it!!' said the fly.
Finally they arrive at the other side of the pond after flying for what seemed like a bit more than when they flew from the tree at the bottom of the hill to the moo cow and back again!
'We're here to ask of your wisdom' said the fly and the bee to the gnat in unison. 'what does unison mean?' asked the gnat. 'i don't know why do you ask?' asked the bee in reply, 'oh i just need to know for my homework, i'm doing a case study on the history of nylon string dont worry about it'.
'i've had an epiphany and i dont know what it is or what i can do with it!?' said the fly to the gnat.
'you silly sausage' said the gnat 'you haven't had an epiphany, thats just the way your trousers rack up! now get out of here before the daddy long legs gets here and starts tickling everyone!'
'titter titter, hee hee' said the fly to the bee 'i can't believe how silly i be!'.

I think we can all take something from that story.....

crossroads dear watson...... crossroads