Pillow Talk

I've come to realise that human kind is divided into different categories by what we do with our pillows:

1. The neat and tidy sleeper. This kind of person wakes up in the morning with their pillow crisp and without a crease in sight as if it were just ironed. This person is very organised and efficient, with no time in the morning to have to fluff up the pillows and also 'it looks messy otherwise'.
2. The messy sleeper. This kind of person loves the pillow, it is their sleeping tool which they mould into all shapes and sizes to suit the activity such as reading. This person disregards tidiness for comfort and the pillow emerges in the morning in 'a right mess'.
   
3. The huggy sleeper. This kind of person doesn't use the pillow for its proper use and chooses instead to hug it!? this is because they need comforting and suggests problems with forming relationships as they cling desperately to the protectiveness of the womb. look out partners, you may soon or already have taken the place of the pillow and you will/already do get hugged all flippin night long!
   
4. The active dreamer. This type of person likes to use the pillow as a toy in their dream games and it ends up being all kinds of things such as a helmet, hotdog, giant mobile phone or even a whacking stick to keep the bed bugs away. This person has an over-active imagination and can be very dangerous at night. Buy this person extra padded pillows!

These are some categories of which man can be placed. See if you can suggest any other categories........

night night, sleep crossroads