Morning.....

yes i am blogging at 2 in the morning. this is dedication at its highest ladles and jellyspoons! i mean could you ask for any more from AzzManNetwork? well actually i suppose you could ask for a shoulder massage, a nice cup of hot chocolate and a monkey clasping a minty hammer, but..... you guessed it, you wouldn't have got those things whether you asked for them or not!...... maybe the minty hammer actually...... yes you might have got the minty hammer but without the minty bit....... you would probably just get the hammer with no minty freshness at all! but i've run out of those so please dont ask for one so as to avoid dissapointment!
i am up at this silly time as i am finishing a lab report on blood pressure that is to be handed in to reception by 12:30 tomorrow! ive had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many cups of coffee and my head is going at 55555555555555555mph and my body however is travelling somewhere in the present future or so i was told once, i never did get to see the end of that film someone rang me near the end to tell me 49 little white lies.

here's a joke then bye

a woman is showing a general handyman round her house to inform him of the colours she would like the rooms to be painted. 'i would like it to be red in this room' says cindy. the handyman we shall name barry goes to the window and shouts out 'green side up!'. cindy is a bit pertubed however doesnt like to say anything. they go to the next room and cindy says 'i would like this room to be beige'. barry opens the window and shouts 'green side up!'. getting a bit annoyed now but holding her toungue cindy moves onto the next room. 'i want this room in a chocolate brown' barry opens the window and shouts 'GREEN SIDE UP'. cindy says 'why the hell do you keep shouting green side up ive asked you for brown, beige and red!?' barry says 'sorry luv ive got 2 YTS boys in your garden laying the turf!
the end goodnight
too late for crossroads