Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Who said the Hawkins family weren't competitive!?

I dont think i have ever recieved 8 comments on one of my posts, yet start a silly little game and the Hawkins mob cant get enough!
I've had phone calls about gaining points and heard of gloating and squabbling amongst the masses!
Now..... this is how it works. I am the protector of the points and it is through my discretion that points shall be awarded, subtracted, multiplied, fried and high fived!.... scuba dived!
This game is by no means to be taken as a personal assault on yourselves!... or on your shelves!
The points king takes bribing and such as a very serious breaking of the rules!!! points shall be earned and if certain game players wish to climb the rankings then they need to start making those links!
Now the last link was.... when explaining the previous link i stated that i removed certain letters and replaced them with others..... the first 4 letters of the new letters spelt out ROSS..... ross is the first name of ross kemp.... who made a tv series called ross kemp on gangs!
the new standings look like this:
Tobiwan: 10,000 (still out in the lead for BEING CREATIVE in the first round, although earning nil pwuh this time round)
JayHawk:6,800 (this was half of the overall points allocated for this round for getting half right... oh and he has a game in hand)
AllThingsMother: 0 (this may seem harsh but unfortunately giving birth to me has no effect on getting points as this game isn't called 'give arguments as to why you should get points' it is merely called 'the linking game'! also this bordered on bribary however you made an attempt at guessing the link (the spleen thing..... dunno how you got there!?) and this has saved you from having points subtracted from you)....(thanks for joining in though its made the game a bit more exciting with more players!)
El'sBells: 0 (this is actually a gain in points since the last time. these points have been awarded for not getting mixed up in all the silly-nisss this game seems to have brought about!)

LookBeforeYouCrossroads!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok, so was the link this time the capital letters in AllThingsMother and LookBeforeYouCrossroads? Or was it look before you LEAP and the person who gets it will LEAP into the lead?

tobiwan said...

Silly mummy.

High Fives involve the use of a HAND.

HANDS are at the ends of an ARM.

Add an H to ARM and you get HARM.

How do you stay out of HARM's way?

Look before you leap of course.

tobiwan said...

Masses of people is exactly how many people Dr Sam Beckett helped whilst time-travelling in his own lifetime. What TV programme documented his adventures for us normal people?

Quantum Leap would be the answer.

And as we all know, you should look before you (quantum) leap!

tobiwan said...

Oh dear. I don't know if I'm allowed to guess twice. Sorry if I'm not. Just take my first guess.

Oh mighty pointmeister.

Anonymous said...

But why would you add an H to arm?

Is the link that Toby was Being creative in the first link and therefore made a LEAP of Imagination?

Or maybe is it that frogs leap and fried frogs legs taste good? (actually they taste like kangaroo)

Or is it that you leap in the air to do a high five?

Or that you'd better look before you leap into the sea to scuba dive?

Anonymous said...

Oh and please note that I am not trying to curry favour by adressing you with fancy accolades like some people - who having had it explained to them that such attempts will not be looked upon favourably should watch out in case they are penalised (which could be painful!!!)

Anonymous said...

Now I'm losing the will to live

Anonymous said...

Actually we could have a game called, 'give arguments as to why you should get points' and then I would stand a chance of getting some points maybe.

Can you tell that I am supposed to be working?

Anonymous said...

You must look before you cross roads or you will get splatted. This is the link :)

PS this is a conspiracy theory

azza said...

he he he!

Anonymous said...

is it that u spelt out the letters ross and the letters u left from the word u changed previously were r,o,a,d spelling road and as any plumdog knows u shld always look before u cross the road