Friday, February 01, 2008

ummm!?

ok a picture of me with my nipple out should have appeared on the previous nipple.... i mean post. sad times! it took me half hour to figure out how to post a picture but its just too hard and now my nipples will be...... wait i mean now i cant be bothered to try again! why dont they make it easy like dragging a picture straight out of kodak and putting it straight onto the nipple.... dammit!.... post. the people who design these computery things should really stay a-breast of the situation and try to make it simple for computer-illiterate freaks of modern society like mynipples...... i mean myself...... and my nipples.
try saying nipples 50 times out loud and for some reason the word sounds wierder the more you say it! now try saying just nipple.... really quietly.... almost a whisper...... now touch your left nipple gently........ urr you just touched your nipple while saying nipple to yourself quietly!
anywayz i gotta go get on with stuff i cant hang around here all day talking about nipples.... i might turn into one!
does anyone know where i might find Cheryl Cole? i've got a shoulder she can cry on.....
Ashley Cole..... what a muppet!

ive got a new little game for my blog, feel free to join in at any time. you have to guess at what the link is between my post and the style of crossroading at the end of the post. so for example if i were to post and at some point mention i was in a bad mood...... imcrossroads. geddit? now this can be as obscure and tedious a link as i see fit. answers will be posted on the following post and winners will recieve a special mention aswell.

Crossroadski

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your post exceeds the weighted phrase limit for my school network. Unsurprisingly.

azza said...

does this mean i fail?

Unknown said...

The cat in red dwarf has six nipples. You said nipples six (and a few more) times. When the Cat and Lister go to Backwards world they think it's Belgium and start adding 'ski' to the end of everything they say in an effort to make the backwards people understand what they're saying.

Do I win?