'The Sad Times'

moving homes todaysies,
me and the woman are off to a new house, it is really exciting but sad also as we are having to move out of a place we both love and we both have many happy memoirs of being here! why move if we are happy? because you silly peoples we are moving to a house with a garden a garage (which will be my very own gym!) and we will have the option to buy the place somewhere along the line!
so...... chin up, hands by our sides and in we jump both feet first!........and no looking back! always moving forward never looking back! unless of course there is a wall in front of you in which case you must go around it, or climb over it, or dig under it..... or smash straight through it! unless of course it was the wall of our new house coz then we'd have to pay for the damage! not that we wouldn't pay for the damage if it was your house..... ya get me?
Cats are very much thefunny.co.uk! they act all weird when you move like they can sense its about to happen! for example just the other day i came in and raz was wearing one of carla's thongs and her bra while mitzy was cooking fried eggs and flinging them at raz shouting 'dance fat boy, dance!'...... hopefully they will calm down once they're settled into the new place and raz can get back to wearing his own damn bra's!
well ive gotta go 'load the van' or as carla likes to say 'feed raz' and then ive gotta put all our belongings into the van that is parked outside!
fare well and mind how you crossroads