THAT Friday Feelin!

well here it is the long awaited new post from theazzmannetwork!...........well maybe not long awaited but perhaps middle distance awaitedment?
it just so happens to be a friday! you know dat friday feelin when you finish work or college or school or primary school or if you have just woken up or wotever it is that you do around that time of day on a friday? you know.... the one where you know you will be drinking excessive amounts of alcohol in a short few hours and letting yourself float into the arms of friday night that will fudgalise your brain until everything is fun and your inhibitions go on holiday to your knee caps where they make you walk funny and forget about their normal job of stopping you look like a pratt!
well you know that feelin? i dont have it today! i do however want to drink alcoholic fluid in the shape of a beer can several times over!

enough!







thought there should be gappage between that jargon and this serious stuff.
i have tried to put my new magic trick on my blog but it has not worked so you will have to go to youtube and search tobystrange to look at it! then come straight back and rate it out of 10 and guess at how it is done? and no it isn't a chocolate coin!!!!!

p.s. i know what you're thinkin..... primary schoolers getting that friday feelin i described? sounds odd and far fetched dont it!?
dont be so damn naive! this is the day and age of happy slappin, pre-teen murderers, and the ASBO. only last week i had my elbows knocked off by a 7 year old coz i refused to buy him cigg's and porn! then his little sister snapped off my spleen and kicked me in the jolly's!!!!

i cant hang around here all day i have to go and buy me some beer and stuff!......... crossroads