H to the Izzo

..........V to the izzay!
yezur, its now thursday.
todays blog is being done with great haste for i have much to tell and so little time to tell it!
this message is going out to the top secret bodiam castle crew! news has just reached my britney's that oil is preparing to stop working in a bid to destroy america! its just going to stop being a fuel source by becoming a compound known as fl-oil! by mixing itself with floor boards!
yes thats right people, oil is going to become the worlds biggest terrorist organisation with this being its first of many attacks which will completley mess everyones heads up coz who's gonna see that one comin?!
apparently oil has had a big meeting and its fed up of everyone arguing and now it wants to have the earth for its own!
so, stage one in our plan must be prepared and awaiting action! i have made arrangements for my people to become employed by the castle and are infultrating as we speak!
this is not a conspiracy theory and is 100% true because i read it on the internet!...........i know, that means it definately is true!
in the mean time trust no-one i have also been informed that oil is disguising itself as kittens and also people in authority such as wives, headmasters, ticket guards and war veterans! who will we look to for guidance then? i hear you cry, well we're just gonna have to try and get by without these authoritarians for now and trust our own instinks such as methane!
we are getting closer to the crossroads my friends we may meet there sooner than you may have thought!
this blog will self destruct if you set fire to your computer!